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Captain Clegg admits beaching party in a desperate attempt to stop it sinking

IMG_0895.JPGThe captain of a political party has taken the decision to beach in a last minute attempt to stop it sinking.

Captain Clegg of the damaged ship Lib Dem admitted finding a location above sea level to beach the party was difficult as since 2010 he has found it very hard to navigate it on the moral high ground.

“As we began the approach May’s election and started to voyage out on our own away from Port Coalition, it was become clear that the party was beginning to sink fast,” Captain Clegg explained.  Continue reading

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