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  • Chip shop in fish swap for flip-flops
  • Council rejects plans to make villagers ‘drive on the right’
  • Does anyone dare speak of ‘Best Kept Secret Village’ competition?
  • Drum stick shortage threatens village music festival
  • Harold Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Cabbage Carnage Chaos
  • Harold Police arrest Yew trees
  • High Price of Village Drugs Blamed on ‘Big Farmer’
  • High Street Telephone Box to be Reopened by Evening Harold columnist
  • Homeopath tackles epidemic by treating water supply with ‘single measle’
  • Kensington and Harold colliery band ‘an insult to mining communities’
  • Local regrets shedding light on boy raised by moths
  • Newspaper archiving contract awarded to local chip shop
  • Overdrawn villager returns porcelain pig to bank
  • Row Over Llama Rumpus Continues
  • Somali production of Pirates of Penzance plays to captive audience
  • Tesco’s self-serve checkouts become more realistic; now with added attitude
  • Vandals target village ‘anal museum’ sign

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