It’s the ‘merican way
In the latest war of who is the cleverest in the White House, Rex Tillerson today publically challenged Donald Trump to a televised live game of Ker Plunk, with the winner being crowned “Bestest man at everything in the world ever ever for infinity time”.
Trump has historically been the one to tweet playground challenges to rivals, having issued an IQ test challenge to Tillerson yesterday there followed a huge media panic until it was cleared up that the tweet directed at Kim Jong-Un should have read “1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a THUMB war!”.
Sparks flew this morning after rumours that Defence Chief Mad Dog Mattis had trounced the President at Battleships, however the press were soon informed by the POTUS media team that it was always going to be the best of three and that Mattis was bigly dirty cheater anyway.
Fox news are set to show the Ker Plunk showdown over thanksgiving weekend, just as soon as the president finds his lost marbles.
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