Well maybe not this bad but still pretty damn ratty
Figures released today confirm that since 2010 the percentage of men who look like rats has increased dramatically along with significant rises in those who could best be described as ‘weaselly’ or ‘ferreties’.
While there is no known scientific explanation a new study by the University of Dunstable is being carried out to see if there’s a link between men who look like rats and women who plaster social media with their horrendous duck-face pictures.
Meanwhile a cursory glance at any high street reveals the bulging waistlines of a population seemingly on the brink of collectively turning into walruses.
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