The feeling you get when you bite tinfoil made flesh, Iain Duncan Smith, has claimed that yesterday’s Supreme Court decision on Brexit was “marginal” he then said: “Eight to three is a tiny lead. Almost as small as the amount of shits that I give for the fatal consequences of what I did at the DWP.”
“Other numbers are huge,” he said. “For example Brexit will happen because a massive fifty-one point nine percent of voters ticked Leave. The nation hasn’t been so united in opinion since Dave and the pig.”
He then leaned in closer saying: “Did you know I now get paid a thousand quid an hour to make speeches? I’m not sure what kind of number that is so I’ll still be putting all my breakfasts on expenses in case it’s not that good.”
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