The Daily Mail, an evil early post-war village fête where all the cakes taste like hate and the top prize in the raffle is a trip to throw stones at the Windrush as she docks in word form, is today demanding the death penalty for the three judges who ruled that MPs should vote on Brexit after they were photographed not wearing poppies.
In a raging editorial so foaming at the mouth it leaves readers with the queasy impression that Paul Dacre must have at least had a half-chub on as he barked it out at a terrified unpaid intern, the Mail called the lack of poppies “the biggest attack on Britain since the Blitz” which could only be dealt with by “bringing back hanging and in the future preventing gay ex-Olympic fencers from entering the legal profession.”
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