Kim Kardashian terrorises armed robbers with minute details of her daily routine

Armed robbers who burst into Kim Kardashian’s Paris hotel room got more than they bargained for when the ubiquitous celebrity bombarded them with minute details of her daily routine.

With her bodyguard quickly overpowered and tied up, a brave Kardashian confronted the robbers in the only way she knows how – by oversharing every aspect of her personal life from plucking her eyebrows to oiling her bottom.

The robbers managed to resist for a while but fled in terror when Kim started sharing her ‘personal philosophy’.

Ms Kardashian is apparently shaken but unhurt after the incident, while the robbers are said to be so traumatised they are negotiating to surrender on condition their prison cells have no TV or internet access.