Trump will get anti-Trump protesters to build a wall, in time for next rally

“AGH! DON’T SHOOT. ME SURRENDER!”

Top US bungletwunt, Donald Trump has promised to have a protester-proof security wall built in time for his next campaign rally.

“I’m going to make the protestors build it, yeah!” Trump smugged, noddingly. Responding to suggestions that this might prove difficult to arrange, he said “You know what? The wall just got ten foot higher! Yeah?”

Dealing with such problems, brays Trump, helps the US public see how his policies work in practice. “Running away, when a couple of dozen protesters turn up, is a perfect model for tackling ISIS”.

“It’s the only language they understand.”