‘Project Fear’ turns to ‘Project Pure Terror’
For many Brexit fans, ‘Project Fear’ has now become ‘Project Pure Terror’.
“Shit’s just got real” said local headmaster Clive Morris. “A Cameron nude selfie might not break the internet, but it would certainly leave it rather soiled.”
Harold shop owner Julie Kettle said she was taking the threat very seriously.
“What is seen can’t be unseen so I’m changing my vote to ‘remain’, and gouging both my eyes out just to be on the safe side” said Kettle.
Boris Johnson said Cameron’s selfie threat represented an unexpected new low but the ‘leave’ campaign is prepared to fight fire with fire.
“A Nigel Farage dick pic will be ready and waiting to be deployed just as soon as I can work out the ‘zoom’ feature on my camera.”
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