Policemen ‘just happened’ to be rummaging around in women’s underwear
Following the reporting of Meth found hidden in a shipment of bras, Australian police have announced the discovery of crack apparent in the pants of a middle aged male border guard.
“The crack was initially highlighted by our sniffer dogs, which we had to forcibly drag away from it. Further forensic examination of the crack has proved that it’s dirty crack, so although it’s good news that the general public will not be exposed to it, it will require a lot of paperwork to clean this one up.”
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