Harold’s fattest man, Billy McKean, has welcomed today’s news that physical activity does not reduce obesity.
The British Journal of Sports Medicine says it’s time to “bust the myth” about exercise.
Most Villagers will know that McKean starred in the TV documentary ‘Help! My Liver is the size of a Dog’ and has himself done extensive research.
“If they’d only asked me first” says Billy “I could have saved them a lot of time. Are you going to eat all those chips?”
The cuddly Tesco security guard says he’s long thought the link was tenuous at best. “As Chairman of Harold Thursday I’m at every match and most training sessions. I’ve been around exercise all my life and if it kept you thin I’d be the first to know.”
“I also watch my wife’s exercise DVDs whenever she’s out buying me cakes, but my right arm is still just as fat as the left.”
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