“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids with your video camera”
The incident has caused shock among racist US officers, with some vowing they will give up shooting unarmed black men in protest.
“You just don’t feel safe anymore” said Officer X. “You turn around for just a few seconds to shoot a suspected black man only for some scumbag video camera to shoot you in the back.”
“Them cameras seem to be singling out whites shooting blacks. There’s a word for that, and that word is ‘racism’.”
Officer X said if video cameras aren’t urgently banned, black people would start going about their lawful business with impunity.
“You’ll see them in shopping malls, in workplaces, heck if left unchecked a black person might even become President of the US of A” laughed Officer X.
“What? No way. You GOTTA be kidding.”
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