We’ve never felt this strongly about anything
Cyberspace’s neediest puppy, Internet Explorer, is being killed off by Microsoft. Having lurked on desktops since 1995 begging the unwary to make it their default browser at the slightest, briefest click of attention, it will now join Netscape Navigator and All Your Base Are Belong To Us in the great internet file simply titled ‘meh – forgotten’.
Microsoft has acknowledged that Internet Explorer has become the byword for ‘buggy load of bobbins’ and are assuring users that their new browser will be faster than Katie Hopkins is to condemn while running sweeter than a kitten in a tea cup.
However seasoned tech enthusiasts have expressed concern over the new browser’s working title, wondering if Project: Clippy the Paperclip Redux may not herald a disaster to come.
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