Conservative party chairman Grant Shapps has used his Alter ego Michael Green to deny being Grant Shapps.
Speaking outside the party’s HQ he said: “I know I look like Grant Shapps, and I sound like Grant Shapps but I think it’s important that I separate my lying, dishonest business persona from my lying, dishonest politician persona in order to keep my integrity.
“That’s why, until this mess has blown over, I am Michael Green and I would like to take this opportunity to categorically deny being Grant Shapps.”
Asked if Mr Shapps would be available for comment Mr Green insisted he didn’t know when Mr Shapps would return to public life, although we suspect Mr Shapps will reappear when his monthly MP expenses are due in.
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