Jehovah’s Witnesses, Jean and Derek Fournissant have promised to sue the local Labour election canvasser if “that twat knocks on the door one more time”.
“He comes round at all times of day and night, banging on the door, asking us to believe in the one he calls the Saviour,” Mrs Fournissant explained.
“Not being funny, but if Ed Miliband is the Saviour then I’d rather burn in hell, suck the Devil’s penis or worse, donate blood.”
Mr Fournissant was equally annoyed. “He kept banging on about how one day, those who believe in Labour and follow the leader will be sent to the promised land, the 2015 Labour Party Conference.
“I had to pray to God for three days solid because of the way I reacted to the annoying bastard, but even God said I was right to punch him and slam the door, although calling him a c**t was a bit harsh.”
The canvasser eventually got the hint and left, but not before leaving a copy of his organised religion’s magazine, The Manifesto and promising to come round again for a chat.
The Fournissants hope by going through the courts they can stop annoying people going round door to door trying to convince people of their fantastical beliefs, paving the way for them to go round door to door trying to convince people of their fantastical beliefs.
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