Isis leader says end goal is a Caliphate of one


We don’t know who created this Lego Islamic extremist but our hat is off to them

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of Isis, has said that his end goal is a global Caliphate consisting of himself.

“Once I’ve excluded/killed women, everyone who’s LGBT, Jews, non-believers, anyone who looks at me funny, Jews again just to make sure, and all those who refuse to acknowledge that Christopher Eccelstone was the best Doctor Who there aren’t many people left,” he said in a statement released today.

“Sure, I have brothers-in-arms at the moment who are as committed as I am to screwing up the planet for everyone but you know what it’s like – after a while even your greatest friend gets right on your tits if you have to spend all your time together.”

The statement ended by saying that Islam was a sacred and perfect religion of peace and that al-Baghdadi has every intention of killing all those who disagree.

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