Blair urges extremists to ignore one million people marching

In an unexpected turn in the fight against terrorism, former prime minister and UN Middle East peace envoy Tony Blair has told terrorists to take a leaf out of his book, and ignore the message of one million people marching through the streets.

“It’s not very often I can sympathise with terrorists, other than the killing innocent people thing, but having one million people marching through the street is something they should ignore,” Mr Blair said.

“When one million people march against you, experience tells me it should strengthen your resolve. In fact if I hadn’t ignored one million people marching through the streets of London, these terrorists might not have jobs.”

The Unity March in France is to show the world, and extremists, that decent people shall not be broken by the consequences of a crazy, violent, blood-thirsty extremists that do not truly represent the people they claim to, or George Bush as he is also known.