Robbie Savage. The only table he’s ever moved up.
We continue our countdown of the Festive Top 50 with numbers 40 to 31.
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There is still time to vote, and votes for Mrs Brown’s Boys will count double if we invoke the Lee Evans rule from 2013.
40 People who have personalised number plates, except PRAT 1
39 Commentators who say “Arsenal beat 10 man Southampton” as if it was unfair. No, they beat 11 man Southampton who just happened to have a player sent off for thuggery or cheating.
38 People who describe something as hilarious. It never is.
37 People who think UKIP have real policies
36 Reporters who say an aeroplane has a ‘near miss’. I think you will find it had a ‘near hit’
35 OAPs who insist on travelling on buses at peak times
34 People who think being captain of England is like being Prime Minister
33 People who phone in sick to work and do the ‘ill voice’
32 Football pundits – especially Robbie Savage
31 Cold callers. Turn up the heating or put a coat on.
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