An excited Charles polishes his Crown
“It’s coming, it’s coming, I’m going to be King soon” spurted Charles as he retired to his room to watch some Coronation porn and polish his Crown. When Charles emerged 15 minutes later he declared he was ‘hereditary and ready’.
Charles’ desire to be King has been barely concealed of late after he told a reporter his favourite letter was ‘A’, and his favourite words were ‘Abdication’, ‘Assassination’, and ‘Tampon’.
Royal commentators say Charles may have his hopes up as Queen Beatrix of Holland also abdicated recently and he probably thinks the abdication contagion is spreading. But the consensus is that the Queen would sooner open shopping malls in Milton Keynes than let Charlie anywhere near the Crown.
Bookmakers have reacted to the abdication development by keeping the odds of Prince Charles being the next Monarch at 500 – 1 (coincidently the same odds as ‘Hell freezing over’). The favourites to succeed the Queen remain Prince William and Nigel Farage.
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