Following the passing of Roger Lloyd-Pack, the BBC have announced they have already found a replacement for Trigger in the Sports Relief Only Fools and Horses episode due later this year.
“We were looking for some who could portray a character that is very popular despite being a bit dim” the BBC said in a statement.
“It was at that point David Beckham walked in a started peeing in a plant pot in the corner of the room before washing his hands on Nicholas Lindhurst.”
“A five minute conversation and we just knew we had found our new Trigger.”
David Beckham is said to be delighted at being given his dream acting role. “What makes it even more special is that there is no script,” Golden Balls told us.
“I asked if they would give me all of Triggers stupid, unintelligent and unintentionally funny lines to say and they said I could just say the first thing that comes into my head.”
“Armbands”
