With the Home Office deciding not to continue using the immigration ‘go home’ vans, some Spanish resorts have shown an interest in purchasing them.
“A van with the basic message of ‘go home foreigner’ will do well here” the Mayor of Magaluf said.
“And the fact they are already written in English means they are in the language of our target audience.”
Speaking of the young British holidaymakers that visit the destination annually, the mayor explained that although he wasn’t a racist, he was “sick and tired of all these English coming over here, drinking our beer, harassing our women, throwing up in our streets”.
The vans were originally part of a trial to convince illegal immigrants to leave Britain. However they are already out of date and to update them to include the new text ‘…unless you’re Chinese. George and Boris are happy for you to be here’ would be too expensive.
Theresa May has reluctantly conceded the Lib-Dems’ vetoing of the preferred Tory slogan, ‘Wogs go Home!’ has paid dividends by giving the vans a broader customer appeal.