You don’t get many of those to the pound
Busty David Cameron caused a sensation as he chillaxed on Polzeath beach.
Dave, 46, says: “I love people looking at my body. I’m one hundred percent natural and proud of my assets.”
The sunburnt sex-bomb lists his hobbies as Fruit Ninja, wishing his job was more like The West Wing and throwing darts at Nick Clegg. He likes bankers and horse riding and dislikes Boris Johnson and sprouts.
Full-figured and proud of it Dave has this message for his critics: “As you can see the lean times are over and things can only get fatter.” Although he did add that in order to woo voters during his 2015 general election campaign he would of course lose weight, or grow a beard, or mount a walrus or anything really anything to get re-elected.
Evening Harold says Curvy Cameron’s got our vote. He’s the beachside beauty who encourages growth in all the right areas!
I was thinking of voting UKIP but now I’ve read this I’m Cameron’s man from now on. Go Dave!