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All guns no butter: Ukip’s manifesto believes in 1950s Britain


The good old days, apparently.

Ukip will give the nation a bloody good laugh today by launching a manifesto that’s as up-to-date as an episode of Dad’s Army. Relying heavily on the banhammer it, of course, would ban UK involvement in European politics but also ban the Department of Energy and Climate Change, green subsidies and the Department for Culture Media and Sport because these are complicated and Ukip basically just likes tanks. Continue reading

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Ukip: A new manifesto


We know that this story should have a photo of Nigel Farage but we can’t bear to stare at his gaping maw yet again.

Ukip’s Nigel Farage has announced that the party has abandoned its previous manifesto and won’t be creating a new one until after the European elections. We at the Evening Harold are saddened to think of Ukip as being ruddy-faced and yet rudderless so we’ve put together a new manifesto for them.

Their previous one was 486 pages long however we’re confident we’ve got Ukip covered in just twelve simple points. Continue reading

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