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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Amber Rudd confirms royal baby will be deported as immigrant family doesn’t have the right paperwork
- Millionaire egotist crashes NHS, then lectures social media on morality
- PM sorry if her Blacks Go Home policy was ‘somehow misunderstood’
- May ‘within her rights to do a poo on Corbyn’s head’
- After years of missed NHS standards, Jeremy Hunt is referred to parliamentary standards commissioner for not filling in a form
- Police cuts aren’t linked to rising crime so Amber Rudd gives up her own security officers
- Pardew says he ‘would consider’ underperforming with another new club
- Airwick launches Airwick Skunk, to give ‘calming ambience’ for pet owners
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THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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