“Low tariffs, how bout no tariffs for a bonnet de douche deal?” said Jason. Britain will be the envy of this immortal curl. This time next year, we’ll all be millionaires!”
Jason said his ‘Del Boy’ persona ticked all the boxes to lead Brexit negotiations because he wasn’t either Liam Fox or Boris Johnson.
“Not being Liam Fox or Boris Johnson is obviously the most important qualification, and not being Theresa May or Amber Rudd also helps. Give me the Brexit reins and I’ll give Merkel and co the old el-bow!” said Jason.
“OK, it probably won’t work, and we’re probably all f*cked, No money back and no guarantees” sighed Jason.
“But we have to try something – I’m too old to have to go back to working all hours in that stupid shop.”