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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Trump slams mentally ill for not condemning ‘mentally ill’ gunman
- Village chubber ‘shocked’ to find that cakes and crisps might be unhealthy
- Man fulfills fantasy of sliding down ice slope in giant cheese sandwich
- Oxfam thinking about including ‘Don’t shag the victims’ in staff handbook
- Man, who only ever gives to Lotto, ‘won’t give to Oxfam now.’
- Brexit: Willo the Wisp to replace Will O’the People to cheer everyone up
- Jeremy Hunt still not sacked: country suspects he has ‘photos’ of Theresa May
- Men: ‘It’s been a hundred years now, can you stop banging on about equality’
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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