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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Harold EXCLUSIVE: The Royal Summit, full transcript.
- Harold couple to step back from being 60 millionth in line to the throne
- Prue Leith threatens vengeance after Trump mistakenly assassinates Paul Hollywood
- UK terrorism threat downgraded to ‘Fucking hell, run for it’.
- Global schadenfreude shortage looms after huge surge in demand in UK
- Nation prepares to celebrate the end of PPI calls
- Seasick Greta Thunberg’s puke ‘causing irreversible damage to our oceans’
- The Alphabet, according to Jacob Rees-Mogg, Esq., M.P.
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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