Tonight on BBC 4, the surprise hit ‘Slow TV’ will reach its climax with 13 hours of uninterrupted election coverage*.
Watch as five well-oiled, semi-skilled bodgers attempt to assemble a cabinet.
Going against the grain, the group uses techniques that seem to defy progress. Marvel as they tirelessly attempt to stuff a dovetail into a butt joint.
Whether they fret, cope or just mill about, you can be sure they’ll give it their awl. Then at around 2.30am, watch them perform a slow-motion car crash.
Please note, if you plan to watch this on iPlayer, the fast-forward button has been disabled. To find out what happens, you’ll have to watch for the full five years like everyone else.
*Contains some Scottish scenes that viewers in the south may find disturbing.