Dish-Face Dave was probably talking about comments the Pope had made about punching people in the nose who make fun of religion, but you never know with the dopey twat. He might have said ‘there is a right to cause offence’ to excuse his corpulent flatulence.
Cameron, whose forehead doubles as an airport runway, had hoped his comments would underline his free-speech credentials, but his message became diluted due to the mass of dribble coming from his mouth.
Reaction to the privileged spawn of a tax avoiding father was swift. Twitter lit up with comments such as ‘vagina face’, ‘dick-head’ and ‘public school imbecile’, while Pope Francis was much more succinct and just called him ‘cunt’.