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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Spirit of Schrödinger’s cat invoked to solve Irish border problem
- Banksy-inspired Brexit Deal will shred itself the minute it’s signed
- Hard Brexit to be broadcast in soft focus, BBC confirms
- Boris Johnson’s wife votes Leave
- Step-ladder ‘never really felt like one of the family’
- Trump recalls ‘Aretha Franklin’s beautiful singing at my inauguration’
- Village kids urged to store up their own piss as Farage goes ‘back on the road’
- David Cameron: hut dwelling former PM thinks he’s really a shepherd
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