In a televised address last night Barack Obama announced his Bombing for Peace plan. Revealing he means to defeat Isis and bring stability to Syria and Iraq by using the mass application of deadly violence. Over the years Obama has become ever more hawkish in his foreign policy and is now the kind of man who if you asked him if he liked bombs and drone strikes would reply “yes, I really like bombs and drone strikes” and give himself a little hug just at the mere mention of them.
In his speech the President said his campaign against Isis “will not involve American combat troops fighting on foreign soil” and “we will not get dragged into another ground war in Iraq.”
Rumours that David Cameron is sat by his special ObamaOfone clutching a list of operation-ready units in the British Armed Forces and muttering ‘tell me when, Master’ remain persistent but unconfirmed.