Tony Blair won the GQ Philanthropist of the Year award and picked up his prize in person.
In his acceptance speech he said. “I would like to dedicate this award to the people that work with and for my organisations. I feel the pulse of progress beating a little harder.”
All of the above is true, none of it has been distorted by us.
We’ll be honest, we on the Evening Harold Team are quite worried this morning as this news truly makes us wonder if satire is dead.
Shall we put the kettle on?