With news coming out of North Korea that Kim Jong-un has had his military-based uncle executed for, amongst other things, womanising and drug taking, Prince Harry is reportedly seeking reassurance over the future temperament of Prince George.
Harry has previously admitted smoking cannabis and been pictured playing naked billiards in a Las Vegas hotel with women in a similar state of undress. Looking at events in North Korea, Harry is said to be ‘nervous’ about his own nephew’s reaction to his past behaviour.
“I know that the British Royal Family are no longer the brutal force of years gone by, but every time I hold George he throws up on me,” Harry said. “I can’t help think it’s a sign, that and the fact he likes to look at me while making a ‘slit throat’ motion.”
Prince George, who is third in line to the throne, has already started making signals of disapproval towards his Uncle, using a red Biro to ‘photoshop’ Harry out of the official photos from his parents’ wedding using a coarse scribbling technique.
“I know that any kid could do that, and children up and down the UK scribble over treasured family photographs, but he does it with amazing accuracy. Even more worrying is the encouragement he gets from my grandfather Prince Phillip.”
Prince George’s father, Prince William, has tried to reassure his brother by promising not to teach his son how to hunt until he is at least three years old, but has warned his brother to tone down his antics and not incite the royal nipper. “Dealing with his uncle’s womanising and drug taking is convenient way to make sure he doesn’t get any embarrasing Christmas jumpers from him.”
Meanwhile, the Duchess of Cambridge has said she intends to bring George up to be slightly more balanced and emotionally stable than Kim Jong-un.
“My boy will have not inclination to dispose of Harry, after all he is his favourite fathe… uncle, I meant uncle.”