Today’s Weather: Resignation bingo
Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- 1922 Committee receives 66 million letters of no confidence in Theresa May
- Coca-Cola Christmas insulin truck to tour diabetes hotspots
- ‘Bleeding’ vegan burger will come with suspiciously authentic scabs
- Light rain plays havoc with my bone spur, insists Trump
- Spirit of Schrödinger’s cat invoked to solve Irish border problem
- Banksy-inspired Brexit Deal will shred itself the minute it’s signed
- Hard Brexit to be broadcast in soft focus, BBC confirms
- Boris Johnson’s wife votes Leave
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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