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Window 24 portrays the first coming, with a prostitute given by his father.

Russell Brand has revealed that every single window of his advent calendar has been blessed with his own presence.

“And that’s one Christmas presence no-one would turn their nose up at”, beamed Brand. “‘Cos I’m chirpy, aint I? And that’s right Christmassy.”

Brand, the brains behind the Russell Brand-brand advent calendar, told us how he came up with the idea.

“Well, it was either me, or someone traditionally Christmas, like the lord baby Jesus”, he said.
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