A local man has said that he’s shocked and horrified to have died despite spending years avoiding almost all known foodstuffs.
“I thought this way of eating would make me immortal,” Felix Watson complained from the Other Side. “For over a decade I shunned anything you could describe as yummy and tracked my heart rate with all the joyless fanaticism of a Nazi in a rubbish war film.” Continue reading
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