‘Beep! No butter for you, Mr Wilson. Or shampoo.’
A local shop keeper claims to have developed a ‘face scanning’ tool, that can automatically target fat people and then deny them biscuits or doughnuts.
But sceptics have claimed that the inventor is just shouting ‘beep!’ himself, and then making personal remarks about local known pie botherers.
Woodrow Gunther, owner of Harold’s second-favourite supermarket, ‘Guntco’s’, claims he developed the device to ‘help save the public from themselves’.
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