Queen slurred the National Anthem, before sicking on a corgi.
The Queen has finally been subdued and arrested after a drunken rampage in Central London which left eyewitnesses both appalled at the carnage and impressed by how supple she is.
Her Majesty had been celebrating becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch, beating Queen Victoria’s previous ‘scowl ‘n’ wave’ record of 63 yrs and 216 days by one day and counting.
Police were called to Buckingham Palace after tourists alerted them to ‘an elderly lady drenched in gin’. Continue reading
![US mass shooting at [add place]](https://i0.wp.com/eveningharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/college-shooting-300x206.jpg?resize=40%2C40&ssl=1){kind=small}
You must be logged in to post a comment.