Landlord insists ‘ecopint’ is at least as efficient as windfarms.
A local pub landlord has been accused of misusing a green energy grant, after spending the entire budget on double-glazed pint glasses.
Eddie the barman at the Squirrel Lickers Arms has been charged with ‘greenwash’ by a group of thirsty environmentalists. The same group has also raised doubts over the accuracy of the energy labels adorning his beer pumps, and criticised a ‘green levy’ on so-called ‘hippy sh*t’ on the jukebox.
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