An unemployed Harold man says his sex life improved dramatically after he started advertising his sperm as paleo and gluten-free.
“It was a bit slow to start with – just the occasional blowy from women with coeliacs” said 45 year old ex-plumber Clive Pickles. “But through word of mouth, most of the village soon knew my man juice was gluten-free and, well, things sort of exploded from there.”
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