An exact replica of the one that should have been worn by Luis Suarez
Are you partial to a bit of Italian meat during your football match?
Do you prefer your half-time oranges to be blood oranges?
Are your opponents keen on finishing the game with the same amount of digits as they started with?
Then you need the World Cup edition of the Luis Suarez mask. With enough space for even the most horse-like set of teeth, this mask will give you comfort without the risk of you taking a lump out of someone’s shoulder.
In the colours of the Uruguay national team, this replica is exactly the same specification as the one that should have been worn by the Uruguayan Number 9.
This muli-purpose mask can also be used in conjunction with a straight jacket by radio DJs from the 70s
To order yours, simply call Harold 999-I8U
Warning: Keep children’s fingers away from ventilation holes. May contain someone who is nuts
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