Beaches displaying the new flag may be heavily pot-marked.
Britain’s coastguard has introduced a new warning flag, to alert holiday-makers to the risk of beach fatties.
Resplendent in two colours of sunburn and a symbol representing an ‘inny’ belly button, the flag draws attention to the chance of big bathers.
“There are many dangers along our coast, and we’ve got a number of flags to highlight them”, said warden Helen Evans. “But until now, there’s been nothing to prepare you for the vision of a fat lad wearing Speedos on a li-lo.”
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