No-stralia: the undiscovered country.
The England Cricket Board has funded a major sea voyage, with the hope that Captain Cook can ‘undiscover Australia’.
Whittled from ash and unusually rudderless, it’s hoped the vessel can complete its voyage before sinking without trace.
Speaking from the poop deck, the dashing figure of Alistair Cook pledged that he ‘would not return until the seas below Indonesia were proved to be completely devoid of any troubling land masses’.
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