Knob-jockey (now official)
A change in French law means it has now become legal to insult the French president, giant bell-end Francois Hollande.
Parliament agreed on Thursday to amend legislation dating back to 1881 in favour of freedom of speech. Previously, anyone tempted to offend the huge ringpiece of a President risked a fine, but now it is completely legal to refer to the head of state as “cockpiece”, “arsegargle” or “turdroller”.
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