Future says it’ll stay in and binge watch ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ instead
Stopped clock that doesn’t tell the right time twice a day, Theresa May, will not be visited by a fourth ghost this year due to the utter pointlessness of the gesture.
“It’s going to be less use than a charity dedicated to building a statue of Piers Morgan,” said a ghost. “Ol’ Mrs Running Through Fields of Wheat will be out of a job by March. But more importantly she’s just too boring to waste a visit on.”
“I suppose we could send Future out to Tony Blair again. No real reason, we just like the look on his face when he sees what’s in store.”
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