Be worth buying just to get that splendid flag
Beautiful day you have to spend indoors made flesh, Philip Hammond, faces embarrassment over a leaked dossier which reveals that his only plan for keeping the United Kingdom afloat post-Brexit is to start selling bits off.
As well as auctioning Wales there’s a proposal to “glue some ribbons and sparkly crap onto Scotland and flog it on Etsy” and to “Let billionaires use the Isle of Man to play The Game.”
The dossier also includes a map titled United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 2025 which shows only zone one on the London Underground map, Oxford, Cambridge and some second homes in the more agreeable parts of Cornwall. And on the very last page the L.Ron Hubbard quote “If you want to get rich, you start a religion” written out again and again and again tailed by a drawing of what seems to be Boris Johnson in papal-like attire.
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