You think he’d more of a Dementor person really
Donald Trump has released a list of demands to be met when he arrives in the UK in October with the chief among them being that he gets to ride a hippogriff and land with it on the roof of Buckingham Palace.
He has dismissed the options of riding in an armoured car or in a golden carriage with the Queen on the grounds that neither are “amazing or bigly enough”.
Other demands include having a meeting with the Daleks about effective diplomacy and flexible thinking and drinks with Tywin Lannister to discuss disappointing adult sons.
The list also included pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge and her sister with a hand drawn on them performing what appears to be some sort of grabbing action but so far no one’s been able to work out what that means.
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