Today has gotten off to an efficient and unhappy start as breakfast everywhere was served without incident due to a sudden, sad shortage of little waiters from Barcelona.
Every tray had the right amount of butter and all questions were answered properly and not with a ‘Que?’ and a blank look. There were no mishaps, outbreaks of spoon-based violence and absolutely no moose heads.
While perfection is usually a desirable thing most people this morning couldn’t help but feel that it was better when breakfast was terrible and there was a higher chance of seeing a ‘hamster’. From now on it will always be served flawlessly even though the light around it is a shade or two darker than before.