“UKIP asks ‘should we all be racists now?'”

Leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) Nigel Farage poses during a media launch for an EU referendum poster in London, Britain June 16, 2016. REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth

Every picture of this poster has bl**dy Farage standing in front of it

UKIP has hailed the return of ‘traditional British values’ hate crimes.

In the sharp rise in hate crimes since the referendum, it sees an indicator that the country is already grinding inexorably back towards the 1950s.

“Obviously we’re a long way” said an unknown UKIP spokesman who was definitely not Nigel Farage “a long way away from seeing ‘No dogs or gypsies’ signs on pub doors again.”

“But Rome wasn’t built in a day. Not by Italian builders anyway; do you get it? Just a bit of banter. They don’t mind, do they, the Eyties?”

“Like the P”kis, they love the banter too. Is it OK to say ‘P”ki yet?” he asked “What about N”g- N”g? Something that sounds that “sing-song” and jolly can’t be racist, surely.”

“That’s not the bad one, is it? That’s the N word, I wouldn’t use that. I’m not a complete c*nt.”

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