100,000 sign petition to block Iain Duncan Smith from the UK

At fifty, every man has the face he deserves

Calls are growing today for the multi-millionaire demagogue Iain Duncan Smith to be banned from the UK following his widely condemned policies calling for a halt on all poor and/or disabled people enjoying any quality of life. So far 100,000 have signed the petition asking that IDS be banned under the ‘unacceptable behaviour’ criteria.

Duncan Smith a resident of La La Land where he lives on his father-in-law’s estate and continues to bill taxpayers for expenses including £39 breakfasts, and underpants, denies that his fanaticism is not conducive to the public good. “It’s double plus good,” he insisted. “Soon there won’t be any of Them left.”

The Home Office refuses to comment on individual cases however off the record one civil servant did tell us that banning IDS from the UK would be problematical. “If we don’t let him in then we’d have to start looking at the people he associates with and George and Dave both want to be in town for Christmas.”