Could you just spoon with us and tell us that everything’s going to be all right?
As current events seem to more and more resemble the nastier bits of a Brueghel painting, the entire world has decided to give up, stick its head in the sand, and simply concentrate on Kit Harington’s hair from now on.
The actor’s tremendous locks are generating an increasing amount of headlines as everyone clings to news of its length and whereabouts as the only thing they can understand in these dark and confusing times.
Yesterday the hair was spotted in Belfast allegedly on its way to film season six of the phenomenally popular tits ‘n’ dragons drama, Game of Thrones, a sighting that has already caused more internet speculation than the question of whether or not there is a God.
Millions are drawing comfort from Kit’s hair and many say it almost seems like a person in its own right leading to great interest in how much it knows.
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